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Here I am, sitting at a 24-hour net cafe, my favourite one, Digital Alliance on Helmcken and Homer so I can pay 2.50 and hour to write when I have a perfectly beautiful Apple powerbook with free internet at home. Why? Cause I work best under the pressure of money, time or other people’s dissaproval. Funny how when I was studying creative writing at university I would sit infront of a blank screen for hours and hours and finally hand in nothing and fail course after course because of what I perceived as my inability to write. Now, I write all the time and find myself thinking about writing all the time. Same with web design. I’ll slave days straight on a site for free but then offer to pay me for it and it’ll take me months. Same with my current reason for being here… I’m more effective a worker when I am paying to work than if someone is paying me to work. I should keep this in mind for when I am getting paid to work. My strategy will simply be to come here and pay 2.50 an hour to work on their machines. The pressure of the money I am losing for every hour I dick around will make me work harder and I can keep the difference on my paycheck.

It always seems to happen that the greatest moments of inspiration to write come at the same moment when I have no pen on me. I also am plagued with a horrible memory for events and emotions. I desperately have to try to remember something that happened even an hour ago. This i can contribute to my few but intense years of drug addiction, and the drug that I chose to be addicted to is, from what I have heard, one of the few drugs that causes permanent brain damage, in particular to memory.

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Today I finally committed to doing my laundry. I accumulated almost a full garbage bag. I live in an environment not unlike the old abandoned house that Edward and Brad live in in Fight Club. It’s like camping indoors. We have no stove, let alone a working laundry/dryer. I take my laundry to this little laundromat on the corner of Abbott and Hastings. Right across the street from where there are always 6 or 7 crackheads gathering to buy crack, smoke crack or wait for their next hit or whatever else it is they do standing there. The pleasant old asian man who owns the place knows me well by now. I’m seemingly one of his few patrons who is straight and doesn’t cause him a hastle. Although he speaks limited english and our communication is difficult, we have a good relationship and is people like him that make me really question my racist tendencies towards other members of his race. He let me use the tripple loader cause all the other machines were full as is usually the case at this particular laundromat dispite the inconsistency with the number of people actually in the establishment. I’m guessing, given the local population, most come in, drop off their limited number of clothing articles in a messed up state and go off to score their dope or for some other reason, completely forget about their laundry that they have now left unattended and occupying machines for hours so that people like me have no other option than to be rejected or use the professional Triple Loader. I was quietly reading my book, the sun warming my back through the window when I was distracted from my utopian zen-like state to the bickering between some other patrons. The 6 foot red headed wannnabe biker wearing a west coast choppers shirt and wrap arounds yelling down at a remarkably short elderly couple of Native decent. I only mention the race of the couple because of the context of their dispute – race. It has been a while since I had witnessed a public display of racial intollerance of this magnitude. I know not what spurred this argument for I only started paying attention when I heard Fuck Fuck Fuck enough times for it to be unusual in these parts. I sat at a table in the corner reading, no, pretending to read, my Jerry Stahl book about junkies while I watched people react in junky land. Not wanting to be involved, I kept reading the same paragraph over and over not actually paying any attention to the insuing fight.
On the native defensive the argument consisted of, “Go home you fucking DP!” “I was born here, go back to your fucking country!” “Fucking racist whitee!”
The wannabe biker had now found a common ground with the three other white guys in the place all of whom were doing the crack ballet while they tried hard to load their soiled clothes into the machines. All of them in chorus retorting to the natives crys with racial slanders… “Fucking salmon head!” “Fuck you you fucking teepee head!” “This is my fucking country, I was born here!” “Fucking racist!” “You sold your country for a fucking six-pack!” “Go back to your reserve!”

Blah Blah Blah… it was entertaining at the time…

It’s sunny out, I’m gonna go ride my bike.

Funny how I laugh at myself. When I laugh at myself it is cause I realize how stupid I really am. My laughter is not out of surprise or humour, but nervousness.

God, it makes me cringe. To see something so miserable. Writhing in it’s own filth. As long as I’ve seen it it’s been so angry. So full of hatred. Hatred for itself but that can’t possibly be contained in one vessel, and so spills over in to everything around it….

Once I had to take a shit really bad when I was out in public. I fucking was not going to be afforded the luxury of a comfortable, familiar toilet before the unstopable happened. I ran in to the nearest facility with a toilet – Mr. Lube. I let loose in that toilet and felt sorry for the microbes that were chillin out on the inside of the toilet bowl before their world was awash with a typhoon of soupy shit. Eating nothing a drinking 8 cups of coffee in one day has this affect on the human body. It takes a lot of toilet paper to clean such a mess off one’s ass. This lead to the filling of the bowl with so much paper, so much that soon was apparently too much for this particular Mr. Lube’s 40 year old plumbing. I stood, with my pants around my ankles as the brown swirling water rose up the bowl and an amazing rate. My instincts suddenly screamed at me that this water level was reaching emergency level. I dove behind the toilet and frantically spun the water valve to hault the rising tide. My efforts were in vain. under the toilet seat the water spilled over the rim of the bowl like mom’s chili pot boiling over. Brown water, like the ocean creeping up the beach spread across the floor. Me, throwing paper towels at the head of the traversing beast. Under the door and in to the lobby of the Mr. Lube, the stinky shit did flow.

Why am I telling this story? oh yeah.

I wonder how long it would take me to write a book like this. Just a page everyday. This actually seems managable. Read “Life After God” by Douglas Coupland

I have this fear. It’s the fear that I will one day through some terrible accident wind up retarded. Severely handicapped. Unable to interact with human beings on any spectrum of normality. A total freakshow. Jogging pants tucked in to my socks. Red windbreaker. Money belt. A drooling, contorted 21 year old baby that everyone feels sorry for but hates to be around.
The worst part is the thought that in this state, my brain would be so damaged, so out of touch, that I wouldn’t even know that my existence is different or compromised. I would be completely ignorant to my miserable and inconsequential life and infact may even appear happy about my situation.
No. The worst part of this thought is that maybe somewhere, deep inside the recesses of my mind there is an inconsistency that exists but is silent. This shred, a remnant of my former self still intact, like the leg of a crushed roach still kicking. A nervous system reflex. This last piece of my sanity, crippled and cemented in a brick of a brain I am screaming. In here it is a prison, the only escape from which is death.

Hey. I was gonna send you a text message. I was gonna tell you I love you. I was gonna say “have a nice day”. But then I just erased it and listened to Chopin. I wouldn’t want to overstate that I think you are really great. See, I don’t want to influence the situation. I don’t want to look back on this moment a two weeks from now and remember the downfall of our relationship as my responsibility, as a result of me saying anything that might change how things are. How pathetic. To deprive myself of my own will because of a fear. It’s just that, sometimes I think I can actually control the situation. That I think I know whats best for me. That I should even think at all. I shouldn’t. I don’t want to. I wish I couldn’t.

They tell me I’m going crazy. I think I’m going crazy. My thoughts, these thoughts don’t feel like mine. I feel like I’m in transition, like i’m detatched from myself.

I just want to sleep all day. The past while has been a mess. I wake up hungry at 1pm. I eat immediately and drink coffee. After this all I want to do is go back to bed. When I don’t, I become increasingly more depressed. If I do, I wake up late in the evening still depressed. I don’t know what to do. I feel like I’m lost at sea. Treading water in a fridgid pool of sharks. In a retirement home, lethargic and senile, my only comfort faded memories and the characters that I dream exist in the people around me.

I entered a competition today. It was a video competition set up by my ex-school, BCIT. If and when I win, I will win a Panasonic DV camera. I’m pretty excited. My chances are good of winning.

I am so fucking irritable, restless and discontent right now. God hates me. Aghhh… so, i figure my current state is a result of my shitty connection with my higher power. Also contributing to my recent frequent thoughts about getting loaded. I’m glad I haven’t. Really fucking glad. I don’t want that. But the part of me that does inside me is growing. Please, god I need to finish my fucking 4.

Why do I feel such anxiety about her. Guilt, anxiety, restlessness. fuck. Wish i could deal.

Gimme everything you have to give. Nothing you can give me will ever be enough to satisfy the craving that god left me. You are an ant. I don’t care about you. But I’ll tell you I do just long enough for you to believe me and fall in to my intricate trap. My prey is self-gratification. Your attention is all I need. What I need to know I’m still alive. I’m gonna leave you alone. Alone like they left me. Cause Alone is all we are. And I will make you feel it like I’ve felt it before and feel it now.

i just can’t deal with you. I want you so bad, and I know you have this thing, the same thing I have, where you need approval and validation from the opposite sex. Attention seeking. I end up feeling like total shit. I feel like total shit. I can’t deal. I just wanted to die all day. I just don’t know what to do. I feel like everyone is lying. Like everyone is just manipulating and conning…. not cause they are vindictive and honestly want to hurt me or anyone else, but just because they’re all sick. And I’m sick, i know that. But i can’t deal with the fact that I can’t trust anyone. In this situation, I can’t trust the way I feel about you and the way you want me to feel about you. I don’t know what this all means. I just want to tell you and everyone else who feigns caring about me to fuck off.

You play headgames with me. I wish i could think of anything to say… some solution other than telling you I can’t be around you anymore. Telling someone i’ve come to regard as a good friend that I can’t hang out with them anymore is hard and makes me feel so lonely. But so is the realization that your “goodfriend” is fake and doesn’t actually give a fuck.
I feel so lonely. Being around you makes me feel desperate and lonely. It feels like your interaction with me is purely selfish, because it makes you feel good when i return your attention. But when it doesn’t fit your needs, it stops, and i’m left alone.

And then you say that you’re the wrong person to be talking to about all this.